The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Mets slugger Carlos Delgado is out ten weeks after hip surgery. It was only supposed to be six weeks, but team doctors are also committed to underachievement.The L.A. Clippers won the NBA draft lottery in an upset. And no one was more upset than Blake Griffin. Congratulations to the Clippers on the win. Making the last time this year you’ll hear the words “Clippers” and “win” in the same sentence.New Orleans will host the 2013 Super Bowl. In other news, the Girls Gone Wild camera crew is now working secretly for Bill Belichick.And Red Sox slugger David Ortiz is in the biggest homerun slump of his career. He’s still had plenty of Grand Slams, but only at Denny’s.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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