The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Now that the Cavs lost, LeBron James will not face Kobe Bryant in the NBA Finals. That sound you hear is millions of potential viewers changing the channel. That other sound is David Stern crying.Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka was arrested after fighting with his wife about his Facebook activity. He posted bond because he was scared of going to prison and really being poked.The New York Yankees were kicked out of the Ritz Carlton in Cleveland because a Saudi Arabian princess booked the entire hotel. That’s shocking – that a princess would actually be in Cleveland.And the Detroit Red Wings beat the Pittsburgh Penguins in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Or at least that’s what the viewer said.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit

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