The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

The New York Yankees set a record by being error-free for 18 consecutive games. The closest they’ve come to making an error is letting Phil Hughes pitch.Cleveland residents say they are not embarrassed that LeBron James ignored the media after losing to the Magic. After all, being disappointed to the point of silence is what officially makes him a Cleveland resident.Dwight Howard believes the Magic will win the NBA Finals because God is on their side. Considering how lousy the Magic have been in the past, God must be a bit of a bandwagoner.Danica Patrick recently told reporters that she would take steroids if she thought she wouldn’t be caught. And that she’s actually Manny Ramirez.And Cleveland Browns coach Eric Mangini bussed his rookies ten hours to Connecticut to help with a youth camp. Because if there’s anything someone on the Cleveland Browns needs, it’s patience.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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