The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

USC Trojans forward Marcus Johnson has decided to turn pro. Hopefully he won’t mind taking a pay cut.Barack Obama has picked the Los Angeles Lakers to win the NBA Finals in six games. He’s so confident, he bet the auto industry on it.Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton is expected to miss two months with an abdominal strain. Luckily he has plenty of experience with rehab.Rodney Harrison has decided to leave the New England Patriots to become a broadcaster with NBC. Anyone who’s played for Bill Belichick knows a thing or two about being on camera.And LeBron James underwent a procedure to extract a benign growth along his right jaw line. Soon he plans to undergo another procedure to extract himself from the Cleveland Cavaliers.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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