The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

The WNBA’s Phoenix Mercury now have a sponsor on their jerseys. Advertisers are very excited about a creative new way to reach no one.Baltimore shortstop Cesar Izturis had his appendix removed. And we thought the most useless thing on the Orioles was Adam Eaton.The Detroit Red Wings could beat the Pittsburgh Penguins in 6 games to win the Stanley Cup. Wow, that’s the same exact finish fans ignored last year.Roger Federer finally won a French Open. See that, France? You don’t always have to give up.And LSU star Tasmin Mitchell will not play in the NBA next year. In the interest of basketball, we hope the Clippers follow his example.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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