The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) – June 17

A bankruptcy judge has ruled that the Phoenix Coyotes will be allowed to stay in Arizona. We’re sorry, that’s “have” to stay in Arizona.Bill Laimbeer has stepped down as head coach of the WNBA’s Detroit Shock. And Detroit’s unemployment rate finally hit 100 percent.Brett Favre expects to throw in seven weeks whether his surgically repaired arm will allow him to compete in the NFL again. If not, he’ll play for the Lions.A report surfaced that Sammy Sosa tested positive for steriouds in 2003. Not only that, but it turns out the tooth fairy isn’t real. And more than 275,000 people were in downtown Pittsburgh to witness the Penguins victory parade. The number is somewhat misleading, however, as 300,000 of them were standing in a breadline.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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