The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) 6/30

Atlanta Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson fought through the flu to beat the Boston Red Sox. His fever was so high, the team doctor diagnosed it as the Nationals’ ERA.Brazil rallied to stave off an upset from the U.S. men’s soccer team in the Confederations Cup. America’s soccer fan is very upset.Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson wore white during her wedding to NFLer Hank Baskett. At least we know she has a good sense of humor.20-year-old Clipper Blake Griffin left a bar after the staff refused to serve him alcohol. A Clipper for a few days, and he’s already getting rejected.And Mariano Rivera reached 500 saves. The accomplishment will hopefully show children what hard work can lead to, and it will hopefully show Nationals fans what a save looks like.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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