The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) 7/8

Colorado Rockies pitcher Jason Marquis scored his league leading 11th victory in a win over the Washington Nationals. Marquis knew he’d won when he found out he was pitching against the Nationals.Former figure skating champion Nicole Bobek has been charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine in New Jersey. And yet she’s still classier than Tonya Harding.Brett Favre has reportedly been looking at condominiums in Minneapolis. Nothing says commitment like a 900 square foot rental property.The Los Angeles Lakers are refusing to pay Lamar Odom $10 million a year. They know he’s just going to blow it all on candy and doughnuts anyhow.And 82-year-old Detroit Lions Hall of Famer Lou Creekmur passed away. Too bad, as the Lions were just about to offer him a new contract.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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