The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) 7/13

Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte’ Stallworth has been released from jail and returned to Cleveland. He may or may not notice a difference.The Utah Jazz have rewarded center Mehmet Okur with a two-year contract extension. Sorry, that’s wrong. The Utah Jazz have punished center Mehmet Okur with a two-year contract extension.Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra filed for bankruptcy. Both financial and moral.Monica Seles was inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame. Seles grunted in appreciation.And New York Mets manager Jerry Manuel said the team will address some concerns during the All Star break. They’d address all of them, but the break is only three days long.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit

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