The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

A swarm of bees invaded a dugout-level suite belonging to agent Scott Boras. The bees left immediately when Boras stung ten of them.Russian pole vaulter Yelena Isinbayeva recently set a new world record by clearing 16 feet and 7 1/4 inches. That’s a solid foot higher than Ricky Williams.Coach Rich Rodriguez defended himself, saying that Michigan plays within the rules. It was the first time anyone at Michigan played defense in two years.Brian “The Hawaiian Punch” Viloria successfully defended his Light Flyweight title. He did almost as much internal damage to his opponent as drinking an actual Hawaiian Punch.And Boston Red Sox hurler Daisuke Matsuzaka allowed five runs in the first inning of a rehab start. That’s the worst rehab start since Amy Winehouse.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit

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