The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar told a Korean newspaper he wants to coach in the NBA. Because if there’s one way to communicate to NBA owners, it’s through a Korean newspaper.Oklahoma QB Sam Bradford is sidelined indefinitely with a sprained right shoulder. Too bad – that was the arm he was going to use to pick up the Heisman.The coach of controversial runner Caster Semenya resigned over anger at her gender tests. Or his gender tests, depending who you ask.San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman has been accused of assaulting girlfriend Tila Tequila. No one should ever hit a lady. Or Tila Tequila.And former Bulls GM Jerry Krause has vowed to never step foot in the Basketball Hall of Fame. At least not until they widen the doors.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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